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SPH: Relationship Rules For Pindicks - Erotic Goddess Christina , Release Date: May 19, 2017

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Essential for every pindick that exists! If youre ever lucky enough to find a woman that actually wants to be with you… you must follow the rules Im going to tell you. Otherwise theres no way in hell shes going to stay with you! Youll end up being a lonely small dicked loser without my help! Believe me. Goddess knows best! Its obvious you cant please her with that little pindick. Youre such a sorry excuse of a man. Its almost like your dick just forgot to grow. So Im going to lay down the rules that may give you a little glimmer of hope. You might not end up lonely after all. But that never changes the fact that youll always be a small dicked loser! So go on… look at my gorgeous body in this hot pink bikini and sexy heels as I strut my perfection in front of you. Try not to be too distracted. You need to listen up good pindick!

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