"I am so ridiculously obsessed with Princess Perfection...I have already bought several things off Her wishlist and sent her tribute. But I would really like - if possible - just a simple, basic "tour" of Her perfect feet. (If it's not too much trouble for Her?) She can just simply be sitting on Her throne, ignoring me. Maybe playing on Her phone, texting more important people than me. (of course) Not a lot of dialogue. Except maybe for Her to say something into the camera abut how pathetic I am for paying for this and some other financial domination stuff. I will pay anything She wants for this!!"